The Gayla Pink Apple
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Do You Snore?
Yes / No ?
How Do You Know?
Well, of course not, I do not snore! I know that I don't - that's just not something I've ever done. Right? Of course, I'm right.
Just ask Blair! Wait, No, Don't ask Blair - I'm not sure she will tell the truth on this one! Seems since we discussed this a week or so ago, she decided to record me during the night a couple nights before I left NYC. The next morning, Blair smiles at me so sweetly and says "I've got blackmail evidence on you"! WHAT? What are you talking about? I haven't done anything that would require the need to blackmail me. What are you talking about? That devilish smile remained on her face and in a very soft voice she says "I recorded you sleeping last night and - hmmmmm - and ah ---- you were snoring"
OH NO, THAT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me listen to it!!!! Oh, that's not snoring - that's heavy breathing! Whew, I knew I didn't snore.
Do you snore? Yes / No? How do you Know? Because, I just know, that's how!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet Dreams,
Gayla
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